Wisdom From Brokeback Mountain
Post created on November 21, 2008 by Reesie under Blogger Posts · No Comments »
Although I don’t want to be here, I am in Wyoming right now. I have no choice. It’s not broke-back-mountain-look alike, which I expected before, but it was pretty little town. In my 12 hours here, I have learned these things:
1. That you have to fight to get things done.
2. That if you saw a McDonald store, it means that the area is civilized.
3. That antelopes in Wyoming are pigeons in New York. But I would have to say that they’re stray/street dogs back home. They’re everywhere!
4. “To our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet.”, this is what my boss’ speech during his toss in front of our clients. (Namaga ng katatawa ang panga ko.)
5. That the steak you had may came from a rodeo champion cow’s meat.
6.”I take two twenties (girls) for 40 (his wife).”, my boss would say.
7. Cowboys, good-looking and not so good looking, are also like the pigeons in New York and the corrupt politicians back home. They’re everywhere!
8. At check-in, the front desk asked my boss “Is this for business or pleasure.” I said, “BOTH!” My boss gave me a look. 
Mwahugs,
“Writing can never this sweet, just like coated candies.”-MIMI
Time Is My Fairy-Godmother
Post created on November 12, 2008 by Reesie under Blogger Posts · No Comments »
Tempus Fugit! Time flies like a speed of light.
I was wishing for fried chicken, now I have poultry in my backyard. (charing)
I was playing bahay-bahayan, now I have my own castle. (charoooz..)
I was hoping for my old slippers to turn into a nice pair of shoes, now I have Imelda Marcos’s shoes. (charootz.)
I was praying for the squash to turn into a limo, now it grows into a humongous pumpkin!
I was dreaming of Matt Damon being my bodyguard, now I am still daydreaming and sleepwalking.
I was wishing of Wentworth Miller to be my personal assistant, now I am still wishing upon a star, planet, asteroid, comet and all the heavenly bodies of the universe.
I was talking to little mice, cockroaches and houselizards, now, at this very moment, I am talking to myself..
But wait!
There’s more!
I was dreaming of my prince charming, now my prince charming is right beside me.
Feeling Cinderella,
“Writing can never be this sweet, just like coated candies.” -Mimi
Man Cuts Off Organ After Fight with GF
Post created on November 10, 2008 by Reesie under Blogger Posts · 6 Comments »
From Pinoyspy.com /GMANews.TV
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A 21-year-old in Sultan Kudarat, Philippines man cut off his own penis in anger after a fight with his girlfriend, according to radio station dzRH. According to news reports [source], “his relatives heard him screaming as he emerged from his room holding a bloodied knife in one hand and his severed penis in the other.”
Doctors at the Cotabato Regional and Medical Center failed to re-attach his severed member. Why? Because relatives who rushed him to thehospital forgot to bring the bloody thing.”
What?????
Just because they had a fight with his girlfriend? And then what? And why in the world -of all the things he could’ve done, why chopping his own organ? Yes, we have heard of wives or girlfriends cutting the “you know” of their husbands or boyfriends but not like this one – amputating your own thing? Goodness gracious! Why oh why?
A. Perhaps, he wants to prove that he is braver than all the heroes of the world combined. Take note: After doing it, he was able to walk out from his room holding the knife on one hand and the thing on the other hand. Hello??Aren’t you supposed to pass out?
B. Or, he might be an organ donor. He was thinking of donating his thing to anybody in need of it. Talk about charity work!
C. Maybe, he is sick of it. I-don’t-like-you-anymore ang drama?
D. He just wants to know if it hurts. Ouch!
E. Wala lang.. Feel lang nya.
F. All of the above
Watchatink?
He didn’t hurt his girlfriend. I commend him for that (only).
And ” the relatives forgot to bring the thing for reattachment” part was just hilarious. I don’t know about you but sorry, I found myself laughing at the end of the story.
Recently, a neighbor of mine shot himself in front of his girlfriend after they fought. Such a waste. It was just sad why people do such a thing. And for what? To prove what? Oh pleeez, don’t tell me they did it for Love.
Which is stupider, killing oneself or cutting oneself? I’d go for the latter.
Life is beautiful. Why amputate it?
“Writing can never be this sweet, just like coated candies.”-Mimi
Happy 29th Month
Post created on November 7, 2008 by Reesie under Blogger Posts · 4 Comments »
I always forget our monthsary nowadays but not today! Happy monthsary Sweetie! Thanks for all the sacrifices you made just to be with me. I appreciate them a lot. I Love You!
Resters is/are in Google
Post created on November 7, 2008 by Reesie under Blogger Posts · 2 Comments »
Waaaa.. Charotz…
Well, I was trying to comment on a certain blog. Do you know how google ask you to type in a gibberish word for security purposes chuva before you can publish your comment? And guess what the word verification was:
Pramis, I didn’t use photoshop or any editing tool. Google uses random non-sense words for their verification. Try to comment on my blog and you’ll see all sort of non-sense verifcation words. (Para naman may magcomment din sa blog ko na ‘to. Weeee..) This is really one heck of a coincidence – one in a billion probability. That’s my name in plural form right there! Oh well, I just thought of sharing my amazement.
“Writing can never be this sweet, just like coated candies.”-Mimi
