My Dinner with James Script by Tim Fitzharris
Post created on November 6, 2008 by Reesie under Blogger Posts
table. The restaurant is elegant with classical music playing
over the quiet murmur of patrons.
(wiping her lips with
napkin)
Maybe you left it in your other
jacket.
(tapping fork nervously on
table top)
No, no, the money wasn’t in my
wallet; it was in the stock market.
Oh.
Well, it’s not going to be easy
getting it back.
IRENE, the waitress, arrives to clear up the table.
(gathering up plates and
utensils)
Can I get you something for
dessert?
None for me. I’m stuffed. Excuse
me.
Laura rises and heads for the ladies room.
(confidentially to James)
It’s all set. The ring is in the
middle of the cake.
Hey, don’t be so nervous — she’s
probably going to say “yes”.
Irene disappears. James does more fork-tapping, pulls at his
ear, prods at his hair, applies lip balm and finally checks
his watch.
Laura returns and sits down. A bus boy arrives with two cups
of coffee.
Irene follows right behind with two pieces of cake.
Gosh, thanks, but I can’t eat
another thing.
JAMES
Aw, try it. It’s the house
specialty.
(reassuringly)
Yeh, take a bite, sweetie.
No, no. I’m on a diet. Just bring
me a doggy box, I’ll eat it
tomorrow.
But, it’ll dry out.
(insistently)
Eat your cake
(pleading)
Please, honey.
(shaking her head)
Unh, unh.
Irene spears a piece of cake with a fork and pushes it toward
Laura’s mouth.
(through clenched teeth)
Eat your fucking cake!
Laura’s eyes widen. She opens her mouth, takes the cake,
chews, grimaces, and finally pulls an engagement ring from
between her lips.
She examines the ring and then looks up quizzically at James.
(looking into Laura’s eyes)
Will you marry me, Laura?
(tears welling up as she
looks at James)
Yes, I will, just as long as I
don’t have to eat the cake.
Laura sobs, giggles, and joins hands with James across the
table. James slips the ring onto her finger.
By the way, those of you who want to be in Tim’s film please email me. He has been looking for actors, staff and crew. He’ll be filming in Bohol on January to April 2009.

