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Man Cuts Off Organ After Fight with GF

Post created on November 10, 2008 by Reesie under Blogger Posts · 6 Comments » 

From Pinoyspy.com /GMANews.TV

A 21-year-old in Sultan Kudarat, Philippines man cut off his own penis in anger after a fight with his girlfriend, according to radio station dzRH. According to news reports [source], “his relatives heard him screaming as he emerged from his room holding a bloodied knife in one hand and his severed penis in the other.”
Doctors at the Cotabato Regional and Medical Center failed to re-attach his severed member. Why? Because relatives who rushed him to thehospital forgot to bring the bloody thing.”


What?????

Just because they had a fight with his girlfriend? And then what? And why in the world -of all the things he could’ve done, why chopping his own organ? Yes, we have heard of wives or girlfriends cutting the “you know” of their husbands or boyfriends but not like this one – amputating your own thing? Goodness gracious! Why oh why?

A. Perhaps, he wants to prove that he is braver than all the heroes of the world combined. Take note: After doing it, he was able to walk out from his room holding the knife on one hand and the thing on the other hand. Hello??Aren’t you supposed to pass out?

B. Or, he might be an organ donor. He was thinking of donating his thing to anybody in need of it. Talk about charity work!

C. Maybe, he is sick of it. I-don’t-like-you-anymore ang drama?

D. He just wants to know if it hurts. Ouch!

E. Wala lang.. Feel lang nya.

F. All of the above

Watchatink?

He didn’t hurt his girlfriend. I commend him for that (only).

And ” the relatives forgot to bring the thing for reattachment” part was just hilarious. I don’t know about you but sorry, I found myself laughing at the end of the story.

Recently, a neighbor of mine shot himself in front of his girlfriend after they fought. Such a waste. It was just sad why people do such a thing. And for what? To prove what? Oh pleeez, don’t tell me they did it for Love.

Which is stupider, killing oneself or cutting oneself? I’d go for the latter.

Life is beautiful. Why amputate it?

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